The Key Of Joy Is Disobedience.

The Customer Is Usually Wrong, But Statistics Indicate That It Doesn't Pay To Tell Him So

In The Absence Of Willpower The Most Complete Collection Of Virtues And Talents Is Wholly Worthless.

To Read A Newspaper Is To Refrain From Reading Something Worth While. The First Discipline Of Education Must Therefore Be To Refuse Resolutely To Feed The Mind With Canned Chatter.

There Is Only One Really Safe, Mild, Harmless Beverage And You Can Drink As Much Of That As You Like Without Running The Slightest Risk, And What You Say When You Want It Is, 'garcon! Un Pernod!'

Every Incarnation That We Remember Must Increase Our Comprehension Of Ourselves As Who We Are.