The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially

The Best Way To Make Somebody Feel Important Is To Try To Assassinate Them.

I Like Playing Frisbee. It Is The Only Sport Where You Can Throw Something At A Person And It's Okay.

Checkers Taught Me That A King Is A Man With Another Man On Top Of Him. But Life Taught Me That That's Actually Called A Queen.

It Feels Like Every Day Or Two, People On Twitter And The Internet Are Outraged About Something.

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.