The Last Time I Saw A Blonde

As A Wedding Gift, Ray J Gave Kim Kardashian His Profits From Their Sex Tape. It's 'something Old' As Well As 'something Blew.'

Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age To Hit A Moving Target.

I Have No Sex Appeal, Which Kills Me. The Only Way I Can Ever Hear Heavy Breathing From My Husband's Side Of The Bed Is When He's Having An Asthma Attack.

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I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.