The Last Time I Saw A Blonde

I Am So Out Of The Loop. I Am Never Honored. My Career Is Hilarious To Me. I Am Either Under The Radar Or Over The Radar.

I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't Want To Be A Day Older.

Having A Baby Can Be A Scream.

All Angelina Jolie Wants To Do Is Do Good For People. And She Was Saying To Me: If I Could Just Make One Person Happy, Joan, I'll Die Satisfied. I Said: Easy! Just Give Jennifer Aniston Back Her Husband.

I Like Colonic Irrigation Because Sometimes You Find Old Jewelry.