The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too

If You Want To Be Successful, You Must Either Have A Chance Or Take One.

Success Is The Good Fortune That Comes From Aspiration, Desperation, Perspiration,and Inspiration.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.