The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too

Experience Is A Great Teacher, And Sometimes A Pretty Teacher Is A Great Experience.

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An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

The Mint Makes It First, It Is Up To You To Make It Last.