The Lib Dems Are Not Just Empty.

I Think I Was Once Given Cocaine But I Sneezed So It Didn't Go Up My Nose. In Fact, It May Have Been Icing Sugar.

Can I Say Anything Good About Ken Livingstone? A Long Time Ago He Did Some Good Things, But I Can't Now Remember What Any Of Them Were.

I Lead A Life Of Blameless Domesticity And Always Have Done.

I Think The Risks That People See Of Terrorism Are Incredibly Important But We Are Very Confident We Have Got The Right People On It And The Risks Have Been Minimised.

He Is Like Some Sherry-crazed Old Dowager Who Has Lost The Family Silver At Roulette, And Who Now Decides To Double Up By Betting The House As Well.