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There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe She Had So Many Children Her Government Subsidy Check Came To $4,892.

The Puritans Came To America To Worship In Their Way And To Force Everybody Else To Do The Same Thing.

Give Your Child A Spanking Once A Day. If You Don't Know Why, He Does.

The Beauty Of America Is That The Average Person Always Thinks She Is Above Average.

Siblings: Children Of The Same Parents, Each Of Whom Is Perfectly Normal Until They Get Together.