The Lord Said 'let There Be Wheat'

Each Section Of The British Isles Has Its Own Way Of Laughing, Except Wales, Which Doesn't.

Electricity Is Of Two Kinds, Positive And Negative. The Difference Is, I Presume, That One Comes A Little More Expensive, But Is More Durable; The Other Is A Cheaper Thing, But The Moths Get Into It.

A Barber Is By Nature And Inclination A Sport. He Can Tell You At What Exact Hour The Ball Game Is To Begin, Can Foretell Its Issue Without Losing A Stroke Of The Razor, And Can Explain The Points Of Inferiority Of All The Players, As Compared With The Better Men That He Has Personally Seen Elsewhere, With The Nicety Of A Professional.

Many A Man In Love With A Dimple Makes The Mistake Of Marrying The Whole Girl.

There Is No Doubt That Many Things In Life Come To Us...at Backrounds So To Speak. Happiness Is One Of Them.