The Main Goal Of The Future Is

My Wife And I Have Five Children And The Reason Why We Have Five Children Is Because We Do Not Want Six.

The First Time I Came Across The Birds And The Bees In Actual Flight, I Couldn't Identify The Formation.

The Essence Of Childhood, Of Course, Is Play, Which My Friends And I Did Endlessly On Streets That We Reluctantly Shared With Traffic.

Social Networking Helps Reach People Easier And Quicker.

Racial Humor Was About 35% Of My Act When I First Started. But I Realized That It Was A Crutch. What Brought It Home Was When Another Comedian Said To Me, 'if You Changed Color Tomorrow, You Wouldn't Have Any Material.' He Meant It As A Put-down, But I Took It As A Challenge.