The Main Reason Women Are Crazy, Is

Everyone Smiles In The Same Language.

I Remember When I Was A Kid I Used To Come Home From Sunday School And My Mother Would Get Drunk And Try To Make Pancakes

I Think It Keeps The Child Alive In Me. There's A Thrill When You Steal Something In Plain View Of Other People.

The Reason I Talk To Myself Is That I'm The Only One Whose Answers I Accept.

When People Say “clean As A Whistle”, They Forget That A Whistle Is Full Of Spit.