The Male Ego With Few Exceptions Is

The Only Reason Anyone Goes To Broadway Is Because They Can't Get Work In The Movies.

I Am A Woman Meant For A Man, But I Never Found A Man Who Could Compete.

From The Moment I Was Six I Felt Sexy. And Let Me Tell You It Was Hell, Sheer Hell, Waiting To Do Something About It.

Some Young Hollywood Starlets Remind Me Of My Grandmother's Old Farmhouse -- All Painted Up Nice On The Front Side, A Big Swing On The Backside, And Nothing Whatsoever In The Attic.

I Will Never Be Below The Title.