The Man Can Only Ride You When

Polls? Nah... They're For Strippers And Cross Country Skiers.

I Always Remind People From Outside Our State That There’s Plenty Of Room For All Alaska’s Animals — Right Next To The Mashed Potatoes.

Thanksgiving Is For Real Americans Not Indians. We Founded This Christian Nation. Why If It Wasn’t For The God-fearing Pilgrims, The Natives Would Still Be Running Around In Loin Cloths Shooting At Things With Their Arrows.

I Would Have Waived The Jones Act, And Some Unions Not Might Not Like It, Not Union Membership, But The Union Leaders, Too Many, Who Are Thugs.

We Know That Obama Wasn't Vetted Through The Campaign, And Now, You Know, Some Things Are Coming Home To Roost, If You Will, Which Is Inexperience, His Associations, And That Ultimately Harms Our Republic When A Candidate Isn't-isn't Vetted By The Media, That Cornerstone Of Our Democracy.