The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy

One Of The Rarest Things That A Man Ever Does, Is To Do The Best He Can.

I Would Much Rather Always Look Forward To The Time When I Am Going To Ride In A Carriage, Than To Look Back On The Time When I Used To.

Sekts And Creeds Ov Religion, Are Like Pocket Compesses, Good Enuff Tu Pinte Out The Direction, But The Nearer The Pole Yu Git Thewuss Tha Wurk.

Take All The Fools Out Of This World And There Wouldn't Be Any Fun Living In It, Or Profit.

Pedantry Is Paraded Knowledge.