The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy

Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A Poor Diet.

Consider The Postage Stamp: Its Usefulness Consists In The Ability To Stick To One Thing Till It Gets There.

Zoroaster Said, When In Doubt Abstain; But This Does Not Always Apply. At Cards, When In Doubt Take The Trick.

If There Was No Faith There Would Be No Living In This World. We Could Not Even Eat Hash With Any Safety.

A Wise Man Never Enjoys Himself So Much, Or A Fool So Little, As When He Is Alone.