The Man Who Gets Bit Twice By

Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To Have, Especially For A Woman Who Ain't Handsome.

A Secret Ceases To Be A Secret If It Is Once Confided - It Is Like A Dollar Bill, Once Broken, It Is Never A Dollar Again.

Debt Is A Trap Which Man Sets And Baits Himself, And Then Deliberately Gets Into.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.

Thrice Is He Armed That Hath His Quarrel Just, But Four Times He Who Gets His Blow In Fust