The Man Who Has No Problems Is

As A Career, The Business Of An Orthodox Preacher Is About As Successful As That Of A Celluloid Dog Chasing An Asbestos Cat Through Hell.

A College Degree Does Not Lessen The Length Of Your Ears; It Only Conceals It.

You Can Lead A Boy To College, But You Cannot Make Him Think.

The Secret Of Success Is This: There Is No Secret Of Success.

An Enemy Is Anyone Who Tells The Truth About You.