The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet

You Look Like You're Ready For Bed!

Everybody Was Saying We Must Have More Leisure. Now They Are Complaining They Are Unemployed.

If Anyone Has A New Idea In This Country, There Are Twice As Many People Who Keep Putting A Man With A Red Flag In Front Of It.

Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men. Why Don't You Have A Slogan: 'kill A Cat And Save A Bird?'

Do You Still Throw Spears At Each Other?