The Mayfly Lives Only One Day. And

The Truth Is, Pavlov's Dog Trained Pavlov To Ring This Bell Just Before The Dog Salivated.

How Old Are You? 'i'm Four And A Half!' You're Never Thirty-six And A Half. You're Four And A Half, Going On Five! That's The Key.

If Drumsticks Are For Playing Drums, You Would Think That Breadsticks Would Be For Playing Bread, Wouldn't You? "would You Like Some Breadsticks?" "no, Thank You, I Don't Play Bread. I Play Drums. Perhaps I'll Have A Drum Roll."

The Child Molester Skipped Breakfast, But Said He'd Grab A Little Something On The Way To Work.

Baseball Begins In The Spring, The Season Of New Life. Football Begins In The Fall, When Everything's Dying.