The Meek May Inherit The Earth, But

If All Babies Are So Cute, How The Hell Do We Have So Many Ugly People In The World?

I'm Afraid Of The Skeletons In My Closet. I've Got A Whole Cemetery Full Of Them.

I Remember Sitting Down With The Rockets And Saying, 'yeah. I'm Going To Retire.' They Said, 'well, We'll Give You $9 Million.' And I Said, 'you Got A Pen On You?'

Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have The Right To Beat The Hell Out Of Him

I'm Not Paid To Be A Role Model, Parents Should Be Role Models.