The Mind Is The Most Important Thing

Reality Really Is Theater. There's No Other Way To Describe It. It's All So Nonsensical, Ridiculous And Chaotic.

If You Can Lie, You Can Act, And If You Can Lie To Crazy Girlfriends, You Can Act Under Pressure.

It's Painful For Me To Watch Someone Who Isn't Funny. It's Horrifying To Sit In The Back And Watch Some Guy Who Just Totally Sucks.

If You Haven't Peed The Bed, You Haven't Taken Enough Chances.

Aspire To Be The Man You Pretend To Be When You're Trying To Get Laid.