The Mole Rat Is The Only Rodent

Success Is Outliving Your Failures

Encourage Independence In Your Children By Regularly Losing Them In The Supermarket.

It Is Fast Approaching The Point Where I Don't Want Tadenauer To Want The Job.

I Have Never Understood, For Example, How Come A Child Can Climb Up On The Roof, Scale The Tv Antenna, And Rescue The Cat ... Yet Cannot Walk Down The Hallway Without Grabbing Both Walls With His Grubby Hands For Balance.

One Never Realizes How Different A Husband And Wife Can Be Until They Begin To Pack For A Trip.