The Moment You're Born You're Done For.

Does There, I Wonder, Exist A Being Who Has Read All, Or Approximately All, That The Person Of Average Culture Is Supposed To Have Read, And That Not To Have Read Is A Social Sin? If Such A Being Does Exist, Surely He Is An Old, A Very Old Man.

If You've Ever Really Been Poor, You Remain Poor At Heart All Your Life.

If Egotism Means A Terrific Interest In One's Self, Egotism Is Absolutely Essential To Efficient Living.

Mother Is Far Too Clever To Understand Anything She Does Not Like.

The Test Of A First-rate Work, And A Test Of Your Sincerity In Calling It A First-rate Work, Is That You Finish It.