The Monkey Is An Organized Sarcasm Upon

Going Out Into Life--that Is Dying. Christ Is The Door Out Of Life.

There Is A Patience That Cackles. There Are A Great Many Virtues That Are Hen-like. They Are Virtue, To Be Sure; But Everybody In The Neighborhood Has To Know About Them.

It Will Not Do To Be Saints At Meeting And Sinners Everywhere Else.

Men Judge Of Christians By Taking As Fair Samples Those That Lie Rotten On The Ground.

Pride Slays Thanksgiving, But A Humble Mind Is The Soil Out Of Which Thanks Naturally Grow. A Proud Man Is Seldom A Grateful Man, For He Never Thinks He Gets As Much As He Deserves.