The More Flesh You Show, The Higher

There Is Nothing More Humiliating Than Loving Someone So Much That You Forgive The Infidelities.

Jealousy Is The Fear Of Losing The Thing You Love Most. It's Very Normal. Suspicion Is The Thing That's Abnormal.

Since I Got A Divorce, I Have Been Dating Younger Guys. But It's Just Because They're The Ones That Ask Me Out.

I'm A Very Bad Citizen. I've Never Even Voted.

Well, I Think Mostly We're Dressing For Men.