The More There Is, The Less I

I Love People Who Make Me Laugh!

I Heard A Definition Once: Happiness Is Health And A Short Memory! I Wish I'd Invented It, Because It Is Very True.

Remember, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm. I Really Hope No One Misinterprets This Quote As Being About Masturbation.

Who Thinks You're As Fantastic As Your Dog Does?

Only The Absolutely Determined People Succeed.