The More Things You Own, The More

A Male Chauvinist Pig Isn't Born, He's Made, And More And More Of Them Are Being Made By Women.

Cassie Wright Knows, The Moment You Make Yourself Available To Any Man, He Starts To Take You For Granted

Think Of Spoiled Cat Food And Ulcerated Cankers And Expired Donor Organs. That's How Beautiful She Looks.

New Carpet Will Exude Poisonous Formaldehyde For Up To Two Years After It'd Been Laid. I Know The Feeling.

Your Heart Is My Piñata.