The More Things You Own, The More

The Truth Is . . . You Think What People Want You To Think.

Waiters Will Always Pee In Soup, People Will Always Fall In Love.

I Try To Tell A Story The Way Someone Would Tell You A Story In A Bar, With The Same Kind Of Timing And Pacing.

I'm Sorry If This All Seems A Little Rushed And Desperate. It Is.

Some Writers Research In Order To Write. I Write In Order To Research Topics That Interest Me. Especially If I Can Meet With Other People, In Forums From Illness Support Groups To Phone-sex Hotlines, And Learn What Other People Know Best.