The More Wealth A Man Has, The

When A Friend Is In Trouble, Don't Annoy Him By Asking If There Is Anything You Can Do. Think Up Something Appropriate And Do It.

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

Fishing Seems To Be The Favorite Form Of Loafing.

Indignation Does No Good Unless It Is Backed With A Club Of Sufficient Size To Awe The Opposition.