The Movie Spinal Tap Rocked My World.

When You Think About Rock At Its Origin, And You Think Of The Beatles And Millions Of Kids Screaming As Loud As They Can And Running As Fast As They Can Towards The Beatles, There's No One Who Is That Kind Of Lightning Rod, Who Commands That Kind Of Power And Has That Kind Of Creative Magma.

I Seem Like A Big Bombastic Outgoing Dude, When It Comes Down To It With The Ladies, When I Was A Single, Free-wheeling Dude, I Was Always Very Shy. It Was Difficult To Form Sentences With The Girl Of My Dreams.

Every Movie Presents Its Challenges.

I Just Had A Son And Had To Take Him To The Paediatrician And He Measured His Head And Apparently He's In A Group In Which Only 14 Per Cent Of The Population Have A Bigger Head Than Him. Then She Said: "do You Mind If I Measure Your Head?" I Said: "go Ahead." And She Was Shocked, Because Less Than One Per Cent Of The World's Population Has A Bigger Head Than Mine. So I Guess That Means I'm Pretty Full Of Myself. Or That I Have A Huge Brain.

Buddha Is Pretty Funny. Buddha Is The Coolest, Though. If I Had To Go With One, I'd Probably Party With The Buddha.