The Neuroses Parody The Virtues.

The Rich Are Never As Possessed By Their Riches As The Poor Are By Their Poverty.

Cynicism Often Draws Correct Conclusions, But Nobody Could Live By Its Lights.

Matter-of-fact Descriptions Make The Improbable Seem Real.

Blonds Look Angelic, But Can (oh, Happy!) Be Fleshy As Well.

Self-hatred And Self-love Are Equally Self-centered.