The News Makes Me Sad, So I

I Came To Office Promising Major Ethics Reform To End The Culture Of Self-dealing. And Today, That Ethics Reform Is A Law. While I Was At It, I Got Rid Of A Few Things In The Governor's Office That I Didn't Believe Our Citizens Should Have To Pay For. That Luxury Jet Was Over-the-top. I Put It On Ebay.

I'm Going To Fight To Make Sure Every American Has Every Reason To Thank God, As I Thank Him: That I'm An American, A Proud Citizen Of The Greatest Country On Earth, And With Hard Work, Strong Faith And A Little Courage, Great Things Are Always Within Our Reach.

We Need To Look At [osama Bin Laden Killing ] As A Great Victory For The American Military And Intelligence Personnel And For The American People. A Lot Of Bravery And Courage Displayed By Those Folks On Behalf Of All Of Us. It's Also A Good Day For The Administration. I Think President [barack] Obama And His National Security Team Acted On The Intelligence When It Came In, And They Deserve A Lot Of Credit, Too.

John Mccain Has Already Tapped Me.

Enough Of This Foreign Fiasco Distraction. Get Back To Work. It Is Time To Bomb Obamacare.