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I'm For Prayer In The Schools Because Ritual And Ceremony Are Calming And Civilizing, And The Little Fartlings Should Be Tamped Down Whenever Possible.

Democracy Is The Fig Leaf Of Elitism.

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America Is The Only Country In The World Where You Can Suffer Culture Shock Without Leaving Home.

It Takes Only One Child To Raze A Village.