The Nice Thing About Southerners Is The

I Don't Mind Being Regarded As Perverted And Unnatural, But I Would Die If People Thought I Was A Democrat.

I've Always Said That Next To Imperial China, The South Is The Best Place In The World To Be An Old Lady.

Democracy Is The Fig Leaf Of Elitism.

Writers Who Have Nothing To Say Always Strain For Metaphors To Say It In.

Thank God I'm Over The Hill. The Only Heat I Have Left Comes From Hot Flashes, My Promiscuity Is Confined To The Words "one Size Fits All," And I Buy My White Cotton Unmentionables At Boadicea's Retreat, Not Victoria's Secret. None Of The Things Men Do To Women Could Possibly Happen To Me Now Unless The U.s. Is Invaded By One Of Those New Russian Republics Whose Soldiers Aren't Fussy.