The Older I Get, The Older Old

I've Never Ever Read A Script. I Really Must Read Macbeth, Because I Was In It Once. I Got A Lot Of Laughs In That, I Can Tell You.

I'm The Only Man In London That 'don't Talk To Strange Men' Doesn't Apply To.

You Know, You're A Classic Example Of The Inverse Ratio Between The Size Of The Mouth And The Size Of The Brain.

We Have Newsreaders Behaving Like Actors, Lowering Their Voices If It's A Sad Story, As If We Didn't Know It's A Sad Story. There Isn't A Single Cool Newsreader.

It Was Actually, 'where Ever There Is Television, There Is Poor Old Shagged Out Tom Baker Running Across The Rocks And Punting Down The River.'