The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older

Oh, My God. I've Just Told You How Old I Am. Nobody Knows How Old I Am. I'm Going To Have To Kill You Now.

Good Weather All The Week, But Come The Weekend The Weather Stinks. When The Weather Is Too Hot They Complain, Too Cold They Complain, And When It's Just Right, They're Watching Tv.

I'm Going To Start Water Skiing Someday...as Soon As I Can Separate It From Being Dragged By A Boat.

I Love Being Married. It's So Great To Find That One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.

Men Who Listen To Classical Music Tend Not To Spit.