The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older

Impulse Buying Is Not Macho. Men Rarely Call The Home Shopping Network.

Most Of The Men Sitting In First Class On An Airplane Have Really Boring Jobs.

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.

I Suffer From Peroxide Phobia. Every Time I've Gotten Near A Blond Woman, Something Of Mine Has Disappeared. Jobs, Boyfriends... One Time An Angora Sweater Leaped Right Off My Body.

I Don't Think Jogging Is Healthy, Especially Morning Jogging. If Morning Joggers Knew How Tempting They Looked To Morning Motorists, They Would Stay Home And Do Sit-ups.