The Older You Get, The Farther From

First Of All, I Would Like To Clear The Air On One Thing. Alison Has Slept With More Men Than Amanda; Sydney Has Slept With More Men Than Amanda; I Think Matt Has Slept With More Men Than Amanda.

Anybody Can Say She's An Actress. It's Another Thing To Get A Job.

You Have To Be Very Careful With Women Friends.

I Think I've Always Been Good So God Wouldn't Strike Me Dead.

You Can't Keep Changing Men, So You Settle For Changing Your Lipstick.