The Only Authority I Respect Is The

Cries For Help Are Frequently Inaudible.

Plato Did Claim That The Unexamined Life Was Not Worth Living. Oedipus Rex Was Not So Sure.

Bland Writing - Timid, Antiseptic, Vanilla Writing - Is Nearly As Unhealthy As The Brutal And Dark. Instead Of Sipping, Say, Elixir, Nectar, Tequila, Or Champagne, The Reader Is Invited To Slurp Lumpy Milk Or Choke On The Author's Dust Bunnies.

I Sweet Potato What I Sweet Potato.

Society Had A Crime Problem. It Hired Cops To Attack Crime. Now Society Has A Cop Problem.