The Only Color I Don't Have Is

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

How Long Have You Known Me, Jack? And You Still Don't Know How To Spell My Name.

I Don't Know (if They Were Men Or Women Running Naked Across The Field). They Had Bags Over Their Heads.

How Come It Rains Every Hall Of Fame Weekend? They Need To Move It To A Different Weekend.

I Don't Mean To Be Funny.