The Only Meaningful Statistic Is Number Of

Winners Are Men Who Have Dedicated Their Whole Lives To Winning.

Statistics Always Remind Me Of Fellow Who Drowned In A River Where The Average Depth Was Only Three Feet.

When I Look In The Mirror In The Morning, I Want To Take A Swing At Me.

I'm Not Trying To Win A Popularity Poll. I'm Trying To Win Football Games.

The Only Way We'd Get Beaten Was If We Got A Little Fat-headed, If We Didn't Train Right, If We Had Dissension On The Squad.