The Only Name On My Birth Certificate

People Always Ask Me Why I Still Want To Play, But I Want To Know Why No One Will Give Me An Opportunity. It's Like They Put A Stamp On Me: 'hall Of Fame. You're Done. That's It.' It's A Goddamn Shame.

My Dream Was To Play Football For The Oakland Raiders. But My Mother Thought I Would Get Hurt Playing Football, So She Chose Baseball For Me. I Guess Moms Do Know Best.

When You're A Kid, You Want To Be A Millionaire.

If My Uniform Doesn't Get Dirty, I Haven't Done Anything In The Baseball Game.

Certain Guys, They Can See A Guy Do A Certain Thing With Their Glove And Know What Pitch Is Coming. I Couldn't Do That. But I Can Get On First Base And I Can Tell You By His Move If That Pitcher Is Going To First Base Or Home Plate Every Time.