The Only Peace Is Being Out Of

The Puritan Sours His Pleasures By Disguising Them As Duties.

Complaining Is The Favorite Pastime Of Millions.

Jokes Are Unanswerable Objections.

Kindness Eases Everything Almost As Much As Money Does.

To Be A Social Success, Do Not Act Pathetic, Arrogant, Or Bored. Do Not Discuss Your Unhappy Childhood, Your Visit To The Dentist,the Shortcomings Of Your Cleaning Woman, The State Of Your Bowels, Or Your Spouse's Bad Habits. You Will Be Thought A Paragon (or Perhaps A Monster) Of Good Behavior.