The Only People Who Try To Tell

Welcome To Raw Is Jericho! And I Was Just Listening To Your List Of Problems And Grievances That You Have With All My Jerichoholics, And I Have A Solution - And That Solution Is To Shut The Hell Up. But Finally, Al Snow, Tomorrow People Will Be Acknowledging You - They Will Be Talking About The Greatest Moment Of '99 - They'll Be Talking About The Night That Al Snow Was Brutally Beaten By The Ayatollah Of Rock N Rolla.

I've Got News For You... Both Those Idiots [al Snow And The Rock] Aren't Your Friends! They Hate You! Everybody Hates You! All The People At Home, All These People In The Arena Hate You, And Most Importantly, Y2j Hates You!

If The Show Is Great, It Doesn’t Matter Who Wrote It. It Doesn’t Matter Who Takes Charge When You’re Filming It. It Just Matters If It Works Or Not.

When You Stop Being Nervous Is When You Should Retire. I'm Always A Little Nervous For Anything I Do Because When Complacency Sets In, That's When I Feel It's Time To Move On To Something Else.

I Really Don't Care If Stephanie Enjoys Kissing Kurt Angle. Or If Kurt Angle Enjoys Kissing Stephanie. Or Hell, If Kurt Angle Enjoys Kissing Triple H! Cause As Far As I'm Concerned All Three Of You Can Kiss My Ass!