The Only People You Need In Your

I Get Half A Million Just To Show Up At Parties. My Life Is, Like, Really, Really Fun.

I'd Rather Sit In Bed And Watch Tv. All Of My Ex-boyfriends, Of Course, Not Paris, Would Be Like, 'what's The Problem? You're So Not Sexual.'

Kabbalah Helps You Confront Your Fears. If A Girl Borrowed My Clothes And Never Gave Them Back, And I Saw Her Wearing Them Months Later, I Would Confront Her.

I’m An Animal Activist. Many People Say That I’m A Hypocrite, Because I Eat Burgers And Stuff Like That But I Won’t Wear Fur. But I’m Not A Hypocrite. I Just Only Wear Fake Fur.

People Just - They Don't Really Know Me. They See Me On "the Simple Life," They Think That's Really Who I Am.