The Only Person We'll Hate More Than

I Think America Is Just So In Love With Conflict.

And The More She Could Imagine This Island, The Less She Liked The Real World. The More She Could Imagine The People, The Less She Liked Any Real People.

The Only Way To Find True Happiness Is To Risk Being Completely Cut Open.

Parenthood Is The Opiate Of The Masses.

Any Time Some Well-meaning Person Forces You To Demonstrate You Have No Talent And Rubs Your Nose In The Fact You're A Failure At The Only Dream You Ever Had, Take Another Drink.