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A Movie Is Never Any Better Than The Stupidest Man Connected With It.

I'll Tell You A Secret. We Live In A Mad And Inspiring World.

Movies Are One Of The Bad Habits That Have Corrupted Our Century. They Have Slipped Into The American Mind More Misinformation In One Evening Than The Dark Ages Could Muster In A Decade.

Innocent People Can Get Into Terrible Jams, Too. One False Move And You're In Over Your Head.

I'm A Hollywood Writer, So I Put On My Sports Jacket And Take Off My Brain.