The Only Problem Is Time.

Sarah Palin Is Very Pro-life Of Course, Unless The Life Is That Of An Iraqi Civilian Or A Wolf Running Frantically From A Roaring Helicopter While Being Strafed With Ribbons Of Automatic Weapons Fire.

I Tend To Lean More Towards The Westerns Of The 40s And 50s As Opposed To The 60s And 70s. They Get A Little Too Drab For Me When You Get Into The Spaghetti Western Era. I Love The John Ford Movies. I Love The Music. I Love The Scope.

Some Of Those More Out-there Jokes Were Written In The Wee Hours Of The Morning. Somehow, They Remained Funny The Next Day.

The Worst Thing To Happen At The Oscars Would Be If Nothing Happened. You Want Something Unscripted, Something To Riff On, Something Kinda Out There.

Most Of The Outrage Comes From Not The Public, But From The Media, The Press And Writers.