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I Have Never Made Fun Of Religion. Religion Is Something I Don't Even Want To Mess With, Because I Am Really Afraid Of The Clouds Opening Up And My Being Struck By Lightning.

Every Rock'n'roll Band I Know, Guys With Long Hair And Tattoos, Plays Golf Now.

While Friends And Lovers Mourn Your Silly Grave, I Have Other Uses For You, Darling. I Love The Dead.

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Every Single Night, There Seemed To Be The Same Seven Or Eight Guys - Harry Nilsson, Myself, Mickey Dolenz, Bernie Taupin, Keith Moon When He Was In Town. It Was Actually Sort Of A Social Club - Drinking Club - For Rock Stars That Drank - Seriously Drank.