The Only Really Happy Folk Are Married

How Little It Takes To Make Life Unbearable: A Pebble In The Shoe, A Cockroach In The Spaghetti, A Woman's Laugh.

You Can't Do Anything About The Length Of Your Life, But You Can Do Something About Its Width And Depth.

Giving Every Man A Vote Has No More Made Men Wise And Free Than Christianity Has Made Them Good.

Every Man Sees In His Relatives, And Especially In His Cousins, A Series Of Grotesque Caricatures Of Himself.

If There Were Only Three Women Left In The World, Two Of Them Would Immediately Convene A Court-martial To Try The Other One.