The Only Reason I Work Out Is

Where There's A Will - There's A Relative!

Fact Is Stranger Than Fiction. You See People Walking Down The Street That Would Never Be Allowed On Television. You Have To Tone It Down.

If You're Surrounded By Idiots, You're The Unpopular One And The Odd One Out Because Idiots Don't Like Smart Asses.

Got A Proper Job At 28. Gave It Up To Try Comedy At 38. Decided To Get Fit And Healthy At 48. It's Never Too Late. But Do It Now

I Still See Myself As A Bit Of A Cottage Industry. Being In A Room Creating Stuff And Seeing If Anyone Wants It, As Opposed To Going To Work For Someone.