The Only Reason My Work Seems To

I'm A Laugh Tart. I Make No Secret Of That Fact.

The Reason I Turn Down 99% Of A Hundred, I Mean A Thousand, Scripts Is Because Romantic Comedies Are Often Very Romantic But Seldom Very Funny.

But When You're A Celebrity, You Discover That You're No Longer The Pursuer, But The One Being Pursued. That's One Of The Disappointments I Have Had Since Becoming A Single Man.

I Don't Particularly Like Babies. I Don't Mind Them For About Four Minutes. That's My Max. After That I Can't Quite See What Everyone's Fussing About.

Strangely Enough I'm Better On A Stage. I Love That I Feel Like I Blossom In Front Of A Whole Bunch Of People.