The Only Reason Why I Acted In

One Of The Best Lessons I've Ever Gotten In My Life Is To Anticipate Nothing Because It's Always Worse In Your Head Than It Really Is.

After Three Takes, [george Clooney] Is Like, 'we Got It,' And I'm Still Thinking, 'i'm Just Getting Used To This. I Shouldn't Have Done It In A Russian Accent.' No, He's Great. He's A Good Guy.

The Perfect Gadget Would Somehow Allow Me To Fly. Isn't That What Everybody Wants? It Would Also Cook A Damn Good Microwave Pizza. So While In Flight You Had Something To Eat - An In-flight Meal. Where Would I Go? Well, Nowadays, It Would Probably Just Take Me To Work A Lot Quicker.

The First Acting Thing I Ever Did Was My Senior Year I Decided Not To Play A Sport In The Spring And, In That Spring B.j. Novak Who Went To School With Me, Asked If I'd Be In This Show That Was A Parody Of All The Teachers In The School, 'sure!' That Was The First Acting Thing I Did.

I'm A Sap, I'll Cry At Anything. But I Don't Cry When I Feel Manipulated, Or When There's A Music Cue Telling Me To.