The Only Rule I Have Found To

No Power On Earth, However, Can Abolish The Merciless Class Distinction Between Those Who Are Physically Desirable And The Lonely, Pallid, Spotted, Silent, Unfancied Majority.

Never Believe A Rumour Until You Hear It Officially Denied.

No Brilliance Is Needed In The Law. Nothing But Common Sense, And Relatively Clean Finger Nails.

I Knew Nothing About Farce Until I Read Puce A L'oreille, And Had No Idea What A Deadly Serious Business It Is.

We Don't Know Much About The Human Conscience, Except That It Is Soluble In Alcohol.