The Only Rule I Have Found To

Dying Is A Matter Of Slapstick And Pratfalls. The Ageing Process Is Not Gradual Or Gentle. It Rushes Up, Pushes You Over And Runs Off Laughing. No One Should Grow Old Who Isn't Ready To Appear Ridiculous.

People Will Go To Endless Trouble To Divorce One Person And Then Marry Someone Who Is Exactly The Same, Except Probably A Bit Poorer And A Bit Nastier. I Don't Think Anybody Learns Anything.

The Point At Which Beliefs Meet May Be More Significant, More Useful To Contemplate, Than Their Sources.

There Is Always Time For Failure

We Don't Know Much About The Human Conscience, Except That It Is Soluble In Alcohol.