The Only Rumors Worth Listening To Have

Well Stephanie, I'd Like To Thank You For Giving Me Such A Kind Christmas Gift, But Unfortunately I Didn't Get You Any Gifts. But Then Again, What Can You Get For The Girl Whose Had Everyone?

Congratulations To One Of My Favorite Opponents And Greatest Rivals On Returning To The Wwe. The Rock Is The Best Promo Man Of All Time.

Getting Dragged, Kicking And Screaming Out Of The Ring, Begging For Mercy From Whomever It Is That Fires Me, And Never Be Seen Again. That's How I Wanna Go Out. Haha, Yeah, I Don't Want Any.. Hero's Goodbye, Or A Big Send Off. I Don't Want A Retirement Ceremony. That's Not How I'm Built, I Just Wanna Disappear Into The Sunset And Have People, 'man, That Guy Was A Jerk. Wow, I'm Glad He's Gone.'

If Shakespeare Was Alive Today, He'd Be Writing Wrestling Shows.

You Can't Come Back To Tv For Two Months. It's Too Short. You Can't Start Anything. It's Too Much Of A Tease And There's Really Nowhere You Can Go.