The Only Time France Wants Us To

The Original Reality Show.

The Only Time France Wants Us To Go To War Is When The German Army Is Sitting In Paris Sipping Coffee.

What Can I Say? Librarians Rule.

I Plan On Getting Out There And Mixing With The Crowd. I Want To Show Everyone What Happens In Times Square Not From A Distance, But From Right There In The Crowd.

I'm Moving On. I Should Have Made That Clear When I Made The Announcement. I Guess I Wasn't Clear. If People Think You're Leaving A Show After All These Years, You Might Be Retiring. So I Understand Where They're Coming From, But I Should Have Impressed The Fact That I Hope I'm Just Moving On Right Now.