The Only Time France Wants Us To

What Can I Say? Librarians Rule.

I've Worked For 55 Years. I'm Going To Take A Little Time Off, To Tell You The Truth. It's Just That Now In The Last Couple Of Weeks, Gelman Is Pouring It On. 'farewell To Regis!' It's Getting Embarrassing.

The Only Time France Wants Us To Go To War Is When The German Army Is Sitting In Paris Sipping Coffee.

A Lot Of Guys Really I Get The Feeling Don't Care Whether You Like Their Show Or Not, You Know. I Want People To Enjoy What I Do, And Understand What I'm Doing Is For Their Enjoyment, It's All I Can Ask For.

I Have A Thing Against Reality Shows. I Think They Are So Fake. I Think They Are Produced Before They Begin. I Think People Know Where They're Going, What They're Going To Say, What The Situation Is. These Things Just Don't Happen And You Know That.